One fine day in the forest
The animals gathered for a meeting,
They all did, from the smallest to the tallest
(Except for the Hippo, who was home eating).
You see, the Squirrel of all people
Had asked them to assemble,
And the summons was ill-received.
The Bear looked quite cranky
And had only honey on his mind,
“What is this hanky-panky?”
Demanded the grouchy Vulture from behind.
Sipping a pail of water,
While a surly Gecko grouched
As the summer sun grew hotter.
And the Possum was playing dead,
Though he probably would be in a minute or two
Because the Python was eyeing his head.
And squealed for their attention
“Please, my friends, let me talk
If I may have your kind permission.”
As soon as they’d been said,
But the kind and tolerant Birds
Encouraged him to go ahead.
That I wish to discuss…”
(Sadly he couldn’t finish the sentence
As he developed a bad case of hiccups.)
And tried to regain his thread,
But not a soul from Bat to Bloodhound
Could understand a word he said.
And squeaked to the Elephant, “Give me your water!”
The tusker flew into a rage, and whipped the poor soul with his trunk
You see, he’d misheard “water” as “daughter”.
And the other animals all lived a long and happy life
Because they had learnt the moral of the story
That being,
In future fits of hiccupping
At least don’t ask to borrow the Elephant’s knife.